Senator can't find GTA IV rape

Gayle's an upstanding citizen who wants to warn decent folk about the evil of videogames. She's heard from someone that Grand Theft Auto IV is rapetastic and she wants to do something about it.

But she's not so hot at game and she won't be able to get far enough to find all that raping that's a-going on in that there Grand Theft Auto IV so she can get mad about it.

Here's how the paper the New Haven Advocate reported the news.

[Sen. Slossberg] wants confirmation of the rumored rape scene in Grand Theft Auto IV—but she can't reach that level of the game. The Milford state senator's never played GTA, but she fears it's corrupting the youth and thinks a law requiring better warning labels might be the fix. She told the Nose as much at a Capitol press conference last week...

Slossberg hints she'll... introduce legislation next session calling for clearer labeling of depraved video games like Grand Theft Auto... Slossberg's a bit unsure of how the warning labels might read: "I mean what would it say? 'This game will make you a sociopath'?"

Shall we all tell her together boys and girls. After the three. One Two Three - Gayle there aint no raping in GTA IV.